Thursday, April 28, 2011

Friday Flip-offs

Today I'm going to link up with Momma at Momma Kiss. She does a Friday Flip Off...yell, scream, vent or what you gotta do to get it out!

Flip-Off Mother Nature...It's been raining here for the past 6 weeks. I know a goose is technically supposed to like the rain...but this goose just can't take it anymore. I'm slowly slipping into a gray area in my brain, and I'd like to get back to the blue area. Please, dear Mother Nature, bring us some sunshine and warm weather!

Flip-Off Ex-Husband...I'm tired of you sending me a text message the day before you are supposed to take the kids for the weekend, telling me you won't be able to take them. Step up and call them to tell them. Why make me do it? Then they get mad at me, thinking it's my fault. Better yet, dumbass...why don't you just take them when you are supposed to?!? I mean, I know your new family is much more important, but to be honest these 4 precious beings were here first, and deserve half as much attention as you give the new fam! Either take them when you are supposed to, or get lost foreva and eva and eva! Amen!

Flip-Off Ex-Wife...You too are a piece of crap-ola. A few colors short of a crayon box. You sit here telling us we are trying to take your boys from you, that we never let you see them, and on and on and on...but yet you still aren't getting them at your court appointed times. You know that day in the middle of the's called Wednesday. And you are allowed this great thing called "Parenting Time" with the boys. Yup, every Wednesday you get to come get them from 6:00-8:00 to spend time with them. But you don't. Then complain to Mr. Goose Poop and I that we don't let you see your kids. Funny thing is...we aren't allowed to tell you you can't see your kids on Wednesday's. The court told us we have to let them go with you, but you still don't take your time. And you don't hear poor Jakie ask e.v.e.r.y. Wednesday after school if I have talked to you, and if you're coming to get them. And you don't see his face go from hopeful to disappointed in 0.3 seconds when I tell him no, I haven't heard from you. Our fault? I think not.

Flip-Off Gas Prices....$4.17 for a damn gallon of gas?? Seriously? And how are people supposed to pay for this? Riddle me that riddler! I guess it doesn't matter, as long as this rain keeps up, there'll be no need for a car...I'll be sweetly singing "Row Row Row Your Boat Gently Down The Stream" on our way to school!!

Flip-Off Sheds at Lowe's...The big nice 10'x12' shed we settled on a few weeks back. We settled for two reason's. 1) I like the look, kinda looks like a barn. 2) We could afford it at $1000. Then Mr. Goose Poop goes to talk to the Lowe's's a $1000 for just the lumbar and hardware. After the $1000, you then have to buy the paint and paint it yourself, and the shingles/tar paper/what ever you need for a roof to roof it!! Rip we're back to square one. Are we going to spend $1000 for a pre-fab shed then buy paint and roof crap? Buy a smaller shed, but still paint and roof crap? Buy a big (ugly, white trash) metal one? Keep the (brown, ugly, even more white trash) one we already have? Augh....

Flip-Off Mr. Goose Poop's work....(I mean no offense if you're reading this Cassie!!! =) ) Thanks so much for the job. I am forever grateful for that. The paycheck is nice, don't get me wrong. But when I said Mr. Goose Poop has to go back to work before we kill each other, I didn't mean I only wanted to see him for an hour a day!!!! It's true, while Mr. Goose Poop is laid off in the winter, after the first few weeks, we are both going crazy. He's messing with the flow of my day, and he can't stand to be cooped up by these 4 walls for days on end. But, holy ka-moly, these hours are crazy!! He has to be to work around 5 am sometimes earlier, and lately has been getting home around 7 pm, sometimes later. He showers, eats, and zonks out. I mean, I can't blame him, but still....I'd be good seeing him just a few more hours a day!! ;)

There you have first installment of Flip-off Friday! Have something you need to vent about? Link up with Momma Kiss, and have at it!!


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